Tag: 9-to-5

Offer of Employment

Dear Mr. Efulefu, Followin’ your application, dexterity and outstandin’ performance on the recently conduct’d practical test and oral interview you’re hereby offer’d employment as a MALE REPRODUCTIVE OFFICER (MPO) in our prestigious firm. Your job requirement: ‘to service and impregnate’ over 50 fertile lass… Continue Reading “Offer of Employment”

Debt

You’ve dug a hole in me lesser in depth than Abyss. Leveraging I thought I was when I sought your solace. You’ve slept with me more as a pest than a jolly bedfellow your arms more gripping n’ forceful than a lover’s caress. You’ve… Continue Reading “Debt”